1. snazziest:

    people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

    (via pizza)

     
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  3. (Source: terrysdiary, via ckings)

     
  4. (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via pride)

     
  5. (Source: j5h, via cutebritish-butts)

     
  6. (Source: rooneymaraz, via ckings)

     
  7. (Source: myownarea, via pizza)

     
  8. hi:

    my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

    (via fajhitas)

     
  9. 221cbakerstreet:

    ilvalentinos:

    stevemcqueened:

    I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.

    #the man. the myth. the legend.

    my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson

    (via dietelwebcityrr)

     
  10. jcash91:

    hipsterinatardis:

    That sounds awesome.

    Eww

    (Source: shuhannazy, via itsjuggeybro)

     

  11. mstoph:

    my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

    (via fajhitas)

     
  12. nollag:

    anna kendrick laying it down

    (via fajhitas)

     
  13. nonelikerae:

    British tv

    (Source: oldkovacsed, via fajhitas)

     
  14. okaymofo:

    you is kind

    you is smart

    you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

    (via fajhitas)

     
  15. spicy-vagina-tacos:

    I’m deleting my snapchat

    (via fajhitas)