oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

placentaandllamas:

when dan calls phil “philip” my heart does that thing

volperaptor:

I want to try a thing:

Reblog this by Friday and I’ll go through your blog and pair you up with another person who reblogged this. It’ll be like a Tumblr blind date!

getlostatsea:

darrynek:

Please stop referencing mean girls we are in 2013