1. intensional:

    intensional:

    what is the sluttiest fish in the sea?

    a blowfish 

    (via baybielonii)

     
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  3. Make it pink!

    (Source: whimsywalt, via doctortakemeback)

     

  4. kupky:

    how to not see spoilers

    • finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr

    (Source: shinymetapod, via pizza)

     

  5. randomrazl:

    crrocs:

    What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

    image

    (via butwevealreadywon)

     
  6. kelverse:

    adsmz:

    gavinfreelancer:

    sources: (x)(x)(x)(x)(x)(x)(x)(x)

    HONEYYYY

    *ugly crying*

    fuck yes

    (Source: nearksg, via nothogwarts)

     
  7. gerardwayjacketslut:

    I feel this on a spiritual level

    (via bestfrankforever)

     
  8. skullheadandclark:

    one for the history books

    (Source: skullheadedandclark, via bestfrankforever)

     
  9. (Source: archwane, via disnyeworld)

     
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  11. vehxt:

    Christmas list: Acne in my wardrobe, not on my face

    (via itsmemacleod)

     

  12. "Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life."
    — Steve Jobs (via observando)

    (via kim-taehyungry)

     

  13. sourcedumal:

    toramorigan:

    ashazzminscreed:

    omfgcate:

    dqdbpb:

    we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

    image

    #ITS GONNA BE MAY

    HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

    Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

    I love this

    (via nothogwarts)

     

  14. twentyonee-pilots:

    mychemicalrave:

    would you change it if you could?

    ayyyy yOU FUCKING- THIS IS THE SHIT

    i’m sitting through it to accept my defeat.

    (Source: brallonforlife, via disnyeworld)

     

  15. underhuntressmoon:

    jemmasimmns:

    one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

    "The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

    (Source: katebishopss, via that-fluorescent-adolescent)